The H.I.V.E. is at it again.
Look at them
loitering so hard.
Disgusting.
Titans, go!
(GASPS)
Such disrespect of
signage is unacceptable.
ROBIN: Break the law...
and I break your face, Gizmo!
(GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY)
Um, Robin, his face
appears to be quite broken.
-(THUD)
-(GASPS)
Hanging out in front
of stores makes me sick.
(LOUD CRUNCH)
I am starting to feel
the sick, too.
BEAST BOY:
What's wrong, fellas?
Why you keep laying down?
Yeah, we thought
you love standing so much.
Please, Titans!
Is this not excessive?
ROBIN: (GRUNTING)
We're just trying
to teach them a lesson.
It's our job as heroes!
But we are always
teaching the lesson.
And they are never
the learning.
Hmm. Mayhaps it's because
we haven't used missiles?
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
Oh, man! That felt good.
Yeah, you remember
when you were all,
"Boom, boom, boom!"
And they were all, "Aah!"
Then I was all...
(FIGHT SHOUTS)
And they were all, "No!
Please stop, please, aah!"
-(LOUD EXPLOSION)
-(LAUGHING)
Hey, you with that staff, bro!
I know! I was like,
"Hey, Gizmo!" Whack! Whack!
-Hi-ya! Spine crack!
-(CRUNCHING)
ROBIN: Soft tissue
destruction! (GRUNTING)
Good times.
No! The times,
they were not good!
You should be feeling
pretty good, mama.
You were all,
"Zoom, zoom, zoom"
with the face lasers
and they were all,
"It burns! It burns!"
Please do not
recreate the moments
with the sound effects.
I do not wish for our
aggression on the battlefield
to carry over into
our domestic behavior.
(SNEERING) Like that
would ever happen!
-Now, who wants a slice?
-ALL: I do!
-(WHIRRING)
-(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(SNARLING)
(GRUNTING)
(CHOMPING) Mmm, you ordered
this from the new place?
(ALL CHOMPING)
Perhaps we can try to
solve our problems without
the fighting?
-No way.
-Please?
Mmm, sorry.
There's nothing
you can say
to make us give up
kicking butt for good.
(ALL AGREEING)
I was hoping I would
not have to resort to this.
(SAD MUSIC)
The eyes! (GASPS)
Don't look at the eyes!
So, uh, pathetic.
(YELLING) I can feel my
barbaric impulses draining
right out of my body.
No way! I'll never give up
punching things! Never!
-(GRUNTING)
-(YELLS)
Do not worry, friends.
I promise to help you
walk the path of peace.
Never!
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
You're never gonna
beat my high score, bro.
Oh, yeah? (GRUNTS)
Hey!
(TRIUMPHANT TONES)
-BEAST BOY:
Get off of me, fool!
(GASPS)
Friends, no!
The competitive game
is making you aggressive.
Why not play
this game instead?
BEAST BOY: Puppy
Tummy Tickles?
-Ugh...
-Sounds lame.
-Super lame.
-So lame!
(GAME BEEPING)
Oh, what did you just do?
I scratched his tum-tum, bro.
Do it again,
do it again, do it again.
(DOGS WOOFING)
-Look at that tail go!
-Oh, look at that little...
(LAUGHING)
Oh!
Friend Raven, you will
never achieve inner peace
through such acts
of the aggression.
-Uh, what are you talking...
-That!
-My fingers?
-Your tips.
When you press your
tips together like that,
a million skin cells
writhe in the agony.
-Come on!
-Just look.
-(SCREAMING)
-(WAILING)
(GROANING)
Now try again.
(CREAKING)
(LOUD EXPLOSION)
Whoa!
(CHEERING)
(WHISTLING)
Arachnid intruder.
(SWOOSHING)
-(THUD)
-(WHIMPERING)
Now, hold still,
you little creep.
You are still resisting
the way of peace, Robin.
Don't interfere, Star.
This is a dangerous spider.
It would smash you
in a second if it could.
Smash! You!
Then perhaps he can
learn through your example.
(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROANING) Fine!
I'll try it your way.
Oh, this is such a bad idea.
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Hey there, little guy.
(CHOMPS)
(SCREAMING)
(WAILING) It bit me!
You must have
provoked it somehow.
Argh! This is exactly
what non-violence leads to!
I let my guard down
and now I'm going to die
from spider venom.
No, glorbarg,
it is far too small
to hurt you, Robin...
-(GASPS)
-What?
(SCREAMING)
Why didn't I crush that filthy
insect when I had the chance?
(PANTING) Only a couple more
seconds of life
until the venom (GASPS)
reaches my brain.
(CHEERFUL MUSIC)
Oh, I can taste compassion.
It's so warm.
I can smell brotherhood.
(SNIFFING)
(WHISPERING) Brotherhood.
Ah, yes.
The essence of the beautiful
is unity and variety.
-(HUMMING)
-Glorious!
Let us enter a new era
of Teen Titans super harmony!
Let us!
(GRUNTS)
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Namaste, my sweet sister.
More green tea?
(SLURPING) Mmm.
It tastes like everyone
in the world holding hands.
(ALARM BLARING)
The Titan alert.
Evidently, someone
is in danger.
This is our chance
to show how well
the non-violence works.
Ah! Titans, go!
In peace.
(GRUNTS)
(WHIRRING)
Okay, Titans. Time to
deal with the H.I.V.E.
once and for all.
(SNARLING)
(GROWLING)
Prepare to deploy...
forgiveness.
(SNARLING)
I forgive you for loitering
here in such a fashion.
(DISTORTED) Go in peace.
(GRUNTS) Forgiveness is having
no effect.
Counter attack with wisdom.
Wisdom? Okay.
If your heart
is a volcano... Ow!
...how shall you
expect flowers... (GRUNTING)
...to bloom?
I think we are starting...
to get through to them.
(GASPING)
(SIGHS) Could I have
been wrong?
Might fighting truly
be the only path to peace?
I think we are going
to have to resort
to our weapons.
Oh, if we have no choice...
(SNIFFING)
-(CLAPPING)
-We've altered our
weapons and powers
in the name of peace.
That's right, Star.
And now it's time
for a Cuddle Cannon.
-(RAPID SHOTS)
-(WOOFING)
I'm even softer than I look.
Here's a little gift
from the rainbow dimension.
STARFIRE: Look, they
have surrendered to
the healing power of love.
Rest assured, Gizmo,
your defeat is humanity's
ultimate victory.
The journey to a
world of the peace and
harmony has begun.
? Peace and love
Peace and love
? Everybody gets the hug
? Peace and love
peace and love
? Everybody have
the high-fives and cakes
? Peace and love
peace and love
? I want the cheese
for breakfast
? We want the cheese
for breakfast ?
(END THEME PLAYING)